doctor:"You only have six month to live."
The patient(病人)sat in stunned(惊吓)
silence for the next several minutes:"I can not possibly(可能的)pay you in that time."
doctor:"OK,let us make it nine month."
Teacher:What is the plural(复数形式)of man,Tom?
Tom:Men.
Teacher:Good,and the plural of child?
Tom:Twins.
Mike:Sorry for my coming late,sir.Iwas watching a football match in my dream.
Teacher:Why did it make you late?
Mike:Because both of the teams could not win the games,so it lasted(持续) a long time.
打得好累呀~
2.speeding
a speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. “i'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman, writing his note. “you've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“would you mind making it 100, officer?” was the reply. “you see, i'm going to sell the car.”
超速行驶
一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后,警察一边做记录,一边说:“我要给你开一张超速罚单,因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里。”
“警官,请你把时速写为100英里好吗?你知道,我正要打算卖这辆车。”
Tom:How is your little brother,John?
John:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tom:That is too bed.How did that happen?
John:We played to show who could lean the farthest out of
the window.And he won.
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